They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
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I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
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New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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