I wish I could punch you in the face.
Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
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I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
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Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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