I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
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the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
Just had a pleasant conversation with a mugger while he was taking off my shoes. Why can't I get along with people like this sober?
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
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Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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