Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
My cat gives me a boner
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
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i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
I am full of burrito and curiosity
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
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It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
How drunk are you?
Completed.
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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