Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
tell me about the fingering
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