the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
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On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
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I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
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