She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
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