apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
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Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
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I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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