so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
We're downstairs cleaning up and she turns to me with these big puppy dog eyes and says "Just so you know, I didn't have sex on your couch". You have to hug that.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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