Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
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Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
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If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
Cover your peen. We're going out.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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