The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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