I could make wine with my vomit
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
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He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
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We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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