Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
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