8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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