the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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