i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
Tbell employee was shuffling through my bag, calling off each item i ordered to make sure it was all there. I stopped him halfway through with "guy, don't worry, I'm high as shit, I'll eat anything."
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
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people are starting to question the shark bite story
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
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The Russian stripper asked if I like foreign girls. I told her I absolutely fucking hate accents. Most awkward 7 minutes ever
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
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