everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
I'm at McDonalds and when I walked up to the register the guy said "I'm so sorry." Before I said a word. That's how bad my hangover is.
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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