Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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