What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
A girl in McDonalds just asked if I was in here wasted a few nights ago throwing fries at the staff, I said it was my twin
We both know that wasn't me
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