can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
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Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
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he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
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