Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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