Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
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