let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
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At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
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I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
I baked a frozen pizza completely, put it back in the plastic and box, and put it back in the freezer. THAT drunk.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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