That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
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