hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
Three words: puerto rican gang bang
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
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on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
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Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
I think I deserve an award for the breakup text I sent him. Like a pulitzer prize or a donut or something.
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