is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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