I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
Hello Officers/Paramedics, judging by last night, my friend is dead. The money in his pockets is mine, he owed me. Please send me directions to whichever morgue/strip club for pick up.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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