Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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