did you get my message about your dog?
no... is he ok?
no, i didn't see him when i was being chased out of your house. check your drive way :( sry
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
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and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
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Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
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