I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
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Im just a social blackout drinker.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
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If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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