There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
Just heard someone use the phrase "slut mustard" in a sentence. Win.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
I can't come tonight. Someone took a shit in the dressing room. A.) Clean it up or B.) Kill myself. Text back with your answer.
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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