i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
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