Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
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Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
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Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
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