hell yes lets make some ravioli
i will never coherently bang her
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
I just woke up to a ten minute voicemail of you sobbing about the X-Men. Stop getting drunk and watching Marvel movies.
BUT WOLVERINE IS SO TORMENTED AND JUST WANTS TO BE LOVED
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
Randomize