yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
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I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
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Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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