they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
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I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
COOKIE DOUGH CUPCAKES ARE A THING
Did you really just send me a blank text in response to news as awesome as that?
Driving you two to the party with a keg belted into the back seat has given me a brief glimpse of parenthood. I am now more resolved than ever to never breed, so thanks for that.
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
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apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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