yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
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We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
Block me from your phone tonight…I need to get laid tonight. But you've been being a douchebag. So not by you. But I might call you. So block me.
WHY WOULD I COCK BLOCK MYSELF???
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