I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
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booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
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You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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