You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
No subtext here. People are naked.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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