So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
Randomize
