So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
No subtext here. People are naked.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
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