Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
I wish I could teleport
She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
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