he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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