is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
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i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
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Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
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