My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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