so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
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