don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
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