hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I just discovered how perfect a shot glass is for putting your chicken nugget dipping sauces into. Like I'll probably do this when I'm a mother feeding my children.
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
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