Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
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Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
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Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
Today's psa: there are certain parts of your body you shouldn't scratch while wearing fake nails.
you just tore your cootch a new one, didn't you?
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
Where is the baby squirrel I found last night?! I've looked all morning I can't find Morris anywhere did someone take him?? ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Honey, I kept trying to tell you it was just a pine cone.
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