If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
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So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
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Using the balance in my bank account I just calculated how many fifths of vodka I can buy this year. Don't let me buy food, all my money is reserved for alcohol
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
why does every cop we meet know your name?
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
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