he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
