i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
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When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
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Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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