There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
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I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
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there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
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I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
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