so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
So I've decided that when I turn 50 and have to have a colonoscopy I'm going to leave a surprise for the doctor to find.
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
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well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
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You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
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