i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
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Just invented taco cereal.
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
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These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
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